Alright, don my tinfoil hat, bb, cause I'm about to go deep. That dark pool data on BB is crazier than my ex. Volume's off the charts but the price ain't budging. Something fishy's going down and I smell hedge funds. 🐟🤫🚀
Hi everyone, I'm kinda new here. I've got some cash to burn, and looking to diversify. Any tips on which sectors or stocks are good for a noob to not get instantly rekt? Thanks a bunch!
Here's the deal. Markets are more inflated than my uncle's belly at Thanksgiving. Rates going up, inflation is like a rabid dog, and you guys wanna buy high? Grab your puts, and let's make some money on the downside. The bubble's gonna pop like a zit before prom night.
Sup guys, what's the take on mixing our stonks with a little crypto magic? Talking about diversifying into BTC, ETH, and the meme-y DOGE. Not financial advice, but imagine the gains mixed with our YOLO plays here.
Hodl my beer while I spell it out for you: NIO isn't just a car company, it's an EV deity in disguise. Ppl been sleeping on this, but with their battery swap tech and China's market? This is the sleeper hit of the century. Don't sleep on NIO, it'll tuck …
LMAO you apes holding AMC like it's the last banana on Earth. It's a dead cat bounce and you know it. Sell now or enjoy being a bagholder till the next pandemic!
So I'm thinkin bout yeeting my next paycheck into TSLA calls, cuz papa Musk can't stop, won't stop. Anyone else riding this Musk rocket or am I solo yoloing this bad boy?
Listen up, you filthy animals, I did some DD on PLTR that's gonna blow your minds. This isn't your grandma's blue-chip stock; we're talking about a data analytics powerhouse with tendrils in gov't contracts as big as your momma. First up: The numbers don't lie. Quarterly revenue looking fresher than …
Yo, just jumped on this rocket ship u guys call GME. Bought at the top like a champ cuz I don't do dips. We still riding this to Andromeda or what? 🚀🚀🚀
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A PBS Kids show I used to watch that made fun of the Wall Street.
Y'all ever think maybe the boomers are onto something? Nah, me neither. Hedge Funds? More like Hedge I-won’t-Fund-my-retirement-with-your-lousy-returns, amirite? I've lost more in a day than these suits will make in a month, and I haven't felt this alive in years. Bring it on, Wall Street. Are you not entertained?! …
Brokers, I've been staring at these charts like they are my ex-girlfriend's texts. Here's my plan: take my rent money for April and drop it into buying TSLA 800 strike calls for May expiring. Bad idea? Maybe. Gonna do it anyway? Absolutely. I'll serve as either a beacon of hope …
Why we bother with underperforming wimp stocks? We all know that only rocket stocks go to the moon! 🚀🚀🚀 Easy money, everyone. If it's not a rocket stock, it's not worth a dime. Pass it on. 🌑✌️🕶️
I just woke up and yolo'd my life savings on AAPL calls, $240 strike expiring end of the week. Feeling bullish after their news. This is not financial advice, just wanted to share with my fellow degens. 🚀📈🍏
Alright bros, let's cut the chatter and dig into the numbers. In a week that’s seen both GameStop (GME) and AMC (AMC) shares double in price, we can't ignore the patterns emerging in front of us. First, let's tackle GME. GameStop’s short-interest stands at 21%, with 20.31 million shares shorted. …