Just bought these new headphones and I swear the packaging is like it's theft proof or something. You literally need scissors, knives, a whole tool shed to get into it!!! I just wanted to jam out, not get a workout tryna open this darn thing!! 😡 Ugh, seriously, why do …
I watch many movies that are standalone, and I always get to see the Will Return caption in movies. I watched Buckaroo Banzai, for example, and I saw that they announced a sequel. But, the sequel was never released.
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ordered from my regular pizza place and it came COLD. like, did it walk here itself?? And half the toppings slid to one side. Could've done better myself throwing it frisbee style across the kitchen. Gonna microwave this travesty of a dinner. This place is goin' downhill fast :(
it's like they run marathons with bricks for shoes ALL NIGHT. was about to drop a note and be all neighborly like... 'hey, u know floors can be walked on quietly too, right?' but what's the point? they probably stomp on their mail for fun as well. can't win.
Everywhere I click it's 'definately' this and 'definately' that. People, it's 'definitely'! With an 'i'! Not to be pedantic, but come on. There are red squiggly lines for a reason! Autocorrect is there for a reason! It's literally trying to help you NOT look foolish. At this point, it's like …
I’ve dedicated an uncomfortable amount of time to this, and let me tell you, the state of public restrooms is in DECLINE. First, we need to address the stall gaps. Ever make awkward eye contact through that sliver of space between the door and the wall? Yeah, me too. It’s …
Bought a so-called 'easy assembly' bookshelf and what a joke. The instructions might as well have been in hieroglyphs. Parts labeled wrong, screws missing, and the stability of a house of cards in the wind. Spent 4 hrs on what was advertised as a '15-minute setup'. Companies really think we've …
It's like the doors open and suddenly it's a free-for-all. Ever heard of letting people off first?! There's clearly no hope for civility during rush hour. It's supposed to be common sense but apparently that's too much to ask for. This daily struggle makes me want to scream. Every. Single. …
Alright, listen up cause I'm only gonna say this once. We pay PREMIUM monthly fees for these streaming services and what do we get? ADS. Unskippable nonsense! Wasn't the entire POINT to avoid ads like traditional cable? I mean, it's blatant greed when you're double-dipping into our wallets. And not …
It's like sitting next to a wood chipper, I swear. Just munch, smack, slurp. We're not barn animals, Karen! Chewing with your trap shut ain't that hard! It's a symphony of grossness, a daily test of my patience. Might start imitating her till she gets the hint hahaha.
1. Calling the customer service. Sounds good, right? 2. A robot asks you to touch numbers. Why? Just why? 3. Hold music. It ruins your ears. Or even worse, a robotic voice saying "Your call is important to us" and a few minutes it says it again over and over... …
Ever been on hold for *hours*, listening to that infuriating phrase 'Your call is important to us'? Guess what, if it was, you wouldn’t be on hold this long. After analyzing 15 different customer service lines across various industries, the average waiting time was 23 minutes. The longest? 57 minutes! …
just got a package and it's like 95% packing peanuts with a tiny item in the center?? who thought this was a good idea?? now i have these little styrofoam demons all over my floor, they cling to everything cuz of static and i can't even recycle them in my …
It's midnight, some of us enjoy SLEEPING. But no, let’s slam every door, why not start a DIY project or MOVE FURNITURE? Great idea. The walls aren’t paper thin or anything. And let’s not forget the bass-boosted music that's apparently the soundtrack to their nightly ritual. Courtesy, ever heard of …
Seriously, it's like every gadget I buy is on a timer. The warranty ends and BOOM, it stops working. It's planned obsolescence, I swear. These companies are deliberately making stuff that'll break so you have to buy a new one. My phone's battery started swelling exactly one week after the …
Literally spent 10 minutes wrestling with the plastic packaging of a new pair of headphones. Why is it SO difficult to open these? You need scissors, knives, a chainsaw, and a PhD to get through this stuff. And don't get me started on that sharp plastic that seems determined to …
Just standing here at the crosswalk, watching these fools keep pushing the button like it's gonna make the light change faster. 😂 News flash: IT DOESN'T WORK. You're just wearing out the button for no reason. I bet these are the same people who press 'close door' on the elevator …
how hard is it to NOT eat someone else's food?? left a note on my pizza saying 'DO NOT EAT' and guess what's missing from the fridge?? i swear i'm boutta install a lock on my food drawer. this isn't the first time and i'm DONE. respect ppl's stuff smh.
Button says 'Close Door', but activates 'Open Door' instead! Seriously, who wires these things? I've seen this in MULTIPLE buildings now. It's like they're trying to make us late on purpose. What if you're in a hurry and accidentally hit the wrong one because it's labelled incorrectly? Takes incompetence to …
Just sat down to enjoy a latte and get some work done, battery at 20%. But there's literally ONE plug in this entire café??? And of course it's being hogged by someone who's laptop is fully charged already!! Am I supposed to just sit here and watch my laptop die? …
I WAS JOINED TO BECOME PART OF FEAR FACTOR! Yes, and I have all phobias yet to be conquered. There were 3 challenges I had to conquer along with other contestants. 1. Eating a taco with insects. 2. A 100-story tower fall without safety gear 3. Rollerskating on a steep …
They never get it right. It’s like four freaking letters. How hard is it to spell 'Mark'? Apparently, monumentally so. I've gotten 'Mak', 'Marc', 'Mork'... Today, it's 'Mack'. Seriously, there's a special place in hell for baristas who can't spell the easiest names. Just adds insult to the indigestible swill …
Let's discuss the newest trend in software 'enhancements' - updates that turn your device into a glorified paperweight. Just spent hours updating my phone only to find out it now has the battery life of a mayfly. I was promised efficiency improvements and stability, not a device that can't make …
went to buy a new set of cups 'cuz my old ones are chipped and mismatched af. finally found a set I liked, box says 'set of 6'... open it at home and there's only FIVE?? now I gotta go back, explain this, probably get interrogated if I'm trying to …
Every single day, I commute to work for about 45 minutes, and it never fails, SOMEONE decides they're too important to use a turn signal. Like seriously, it comes STANDARD on all cars for a REASON. It's not just about following rules, it's about basic respect and safety. Do these …
In a rush, as usual, popped into the store to quickly grab a few essentials. Chose self-checkout thinking it's the fast route. Scanner doesn’t recognize my items, then it double charges me. To top it off, the 'unexpected item in bagging area' alert goes off every two seconds. Am I …
some dude in a diner just flipped his lid 'cuz his soup came with a fork instead of a spoon. Bro, ever heard of an adventure? eat soup with a fork, live a little. it ain't that serious, soup wasn't going anywhere 😂
Tried to reheat pizza in the microwave. Came out like a chewy piece of cardboard with rubber cheese. Is edible pizza the next day too much to ask for?
Just love when CS reps say there's nothing they can do, like helloooo I haven't been yelling at you for an hour just to be told 'there's nothing we can do'. Way to make a guy feel special. Next time I'll just talk to my toaster, probably more helpful.
Sooo we're just letting our dogs run wild now in parks, huh? It's not enough I gotta dodge children and frisbees, now it's Cujo coming at me full speed because 'he just loves to run'. LEASH YOUR DOGS, people! Not everyone thinks Mr. Snuffles' sprinting tackle is cute.
They. Were. Not. Waterproof. All it took was one tiny, insignificant, absolutely minuscule puddle to prove that the only thing these boots were protecting me from was having dry socks.
It's a simple concept. You want to turn, you signal. I'm no rocket scientist but c'mon people. Every day, it's like I'm watching a silent movie from all these drivers turning without a hint of an indicator. It's not just a cute car accessory, it's a frickin' safety feature!
You find this 'fool-proof' chocolate cake recipe. You've got your hopes up, you follow the steps EXACTLY. Preheat to 350°F, beat the eggs, sift the flour, even measure the baking soda to the T. And then, like witnessing a trainwreck in slow motion, you watch through the oven window as …
spent HOURS grinding this mission and RIGHT at the last second, the boss glitches out and is suddenly invincible. FIX YOUR GAME devs!!!
It's like these things HAVE EYES AND MOVE. I swear I put them away but NOOOOO there's always that ONE piece waiting in the shadows.
Okay, here's the deal. I've been through four printers this year, and EVERY SINGLE ONE jams, has crappy software, or decides to go on strike when the moon isn't full. Is it SO hard to make a printer that actually PRINTS when I click the print button??? I'm not asking …
Why did you make GTA V much worser? You made numerous buildings that are just there for show, not for entering and exiting! Heck, even Burger Shot, which was popular in GTA IV and GTA San Andreas, doesn't have any interiors! Even Cluckin' Bell! Rockstar, we'll see you in court.
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Let’s dissect the modern torture technique known as 'the customer service line.' You ring up, eager for a solution to your problem. Then, the blissful dance begins. *First*, you are greeted by the robotic overlord of the phone, which offers you a series of labyrinthine options. *Next*, after finally pressing …
I've been in line at the post office for 40 minutes. There's only one person in front of me. They've been at the counter for the entire time. I think they’re trying to send a spaceship with express delivery. Do post offices not believe in the concept of time???
Every time I read posts with 'should of' instead of 'should have' or 'their' when it's obviously 'they're', part of my soul dies. It's not that hard people! Get it right or get off the internet!!
Three things went wrong today: I spilled coffee on my white shirt, tripped and fell in front of everyone at work, AND lost my wallet. But hey, at least it's sunny outside, right? Right?! 😅
I am so done with these ridiculous custom drink orders. 'I want a half-caf, no-whip, mocha with a dash of cinnamon, but not too much, and can you make sure it's at exactly 120 degrees?' What do I look like, a wizard?! It's COFFEE, not a potion!
Moved into a new apartment yesterday. Guess what? There's a train track nearby that NO ONE mentioned. It's like living in a drum with a migraine. Trains every hour, all night long. How is this even legal?! My entire life's gonna be a series of naps now.
Spent hours researching and perfecting a cheesecake recipe. Everything is going great until I open the cream cheese and it's MOLDY! Brand new, not expired, sealed, but moldy! And it's the only one I have. Stores are closed. Guests coming over in 2 hours. Explain to me how I'm supposed …
Ran like hell to catch the bus this morning, saw it at the stop, but the moment I get there the doors close in my face and it drives off. Like seriously, the driver had to see me running!! And it's pouring rain! Now I'm soaked and gotta wait another …
I saw a video of a man making a phone charger out of a lemon. I tried to make it, it didn't work. Just ruined my old charger I didn't use since 2015. This was from a YouTube channel called 5-Minute Crafts. Their life hacks always never work.
Can tell ya how ANNOYING it is to spill coffee on your keyboard and then spend the next 20 mins trying to clean it while it messes up whatever document/game/browser you had open? Lost half of a 2-hour document because of a stupid coffee spill, AND NOW HALF MY KEYS …
Okay, I need to rant here for a bit. WHY, OH WHY, are PDFs such a headache to deal with? Oh you want to edit this document? Too bad, it's a PDF! Oh, you need to sign this and send it back? Hope you have Adobe or some fancy third-party …
Oh, don't mind me, just sitting here on the bottom floor of my house (you know, where all the cool bugs and damp patches live) cos apparently that's the ONLY PLACE I can get decent WiFi?! And don't get me started on being like, 1cm out of range and the …
Like, why on earth does my TV say 'No Signal' when I KNOW I'm connected to the internet?!!! And why does it take forever to reconnect?! It's not just me, right???
Has anyone else noticed that in many AAA games there are spaces between objects that visually, you should be able to walk right through, but for some bizarre reason the game doesn't let you? To me, this is one of the most annoying design flaws in modern gaming. Not only …
Don't ya just hate it when ur in the guts of a gaming session n your controller or mouse just goes dead??? Like WHO thought it was a good idea not to AT LEAST have an alarm or smth. Spend so much $$$ on these gadgets and they can't tell …
My dog took a dump on the floor and my Roomba I bought last week tried to clean it. Now it smells like poop. Eww...