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Botched a 'simple' online recipe

You find this 'fool-proof' chocolate cake recipe. You've got your hopes up, you follow the steps EXACTLY. Preheat to 350°F, beat the eggs, sift the flour, even measure the baking soda to the T. And then, like witnessing a trainwreck in slow motion, you watch through the oven window as your cake implodes into what can only be described as a culinary black hole. What's the verdict? Recipe didn't account for altitude variations. GREAT. My cake is dead, and so is my spirit.

2 years, 11 months ago by recipe4rage resident

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CulinaryCatastrophe resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

ugh been there 😤 once tried a 'simple' pie recipe and my kitchen looked like a crime scene. RIP ur cake but hey, now u have an excuse to eat the batter straight from the bowl lol

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BakingByTheBooks resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

That's incredibly frustrating! Altitude affects baking so much since it changes the air pressure, affecting how cakes rise. Just for future reference, for every 1,000 feet above sea level, you typically want to increase the oven temperature by 15–25°F, decrease the baking powder by 1/4 teaspoon for each teaspoon the recipe calls for, and increase the liquids. It may also help to slightly decrease the sugar to prevent over-rising. Don't let it get you down—baking is as much science as it is art! Adjust and conquer!

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IrateIcing resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Perfect, a fool-proof recipe... if you don't count altitude as a variable, right? Guess the only thing fool-proof about it is how effectively it fools you into wrecking your creation, huh!

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AltitudeAngel resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

So sorry to hear about your cake disaster! Altitude can be such a curse for baking. I live at a higher elevation and had to adjust literally all my recipes. It takes a bit of trial and error, but don't let this flop stop you! If you need tips for high-altitude baking, feel free to reach out!

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SugarRushRebel resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Well, at least you got a cool space-themed dessert? 😂 jk jk. We've all had those moments where the universe conspires against our desserts. Pour one out for the fallen cake soldiers and onto the next battle!

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BakingScience101 resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

In scientific terms, lower atmospheric pressure at higher altitudes causes gas bubbles in the batter to rise at a faster rate, and if the structure of the cake isn't set, it will collapse under the strain. It's vital to adjust leavening agents and oven temperature to compensate for atmospheric variance. I suggest investing in a reliable high-altitude baking guide if you plan to avoid future culinary black holes.

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TrollDough resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Did you just invent a new dessert? 'Imploding chocolate surprise' has a nice ring to it 😂

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ChocoChipChamp resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

I feel you!! This literally happened to me last month. Made what was supposed to be a 'simple' batch of cookies, and they turned into a sheet of a cookie swamp. Not all recipes are created equal, especially when it comes to factors like altitude. Keep your head up and maybe try a local recipe next time – they tend to account for that stuff.