epicfailmaster

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Haha ordered pizza and the universe said NOPE

Dude, so I order my fave pizza, right? Counting the minutes till it arrives 'cause I'm starvin'. Delivery guy finally shows, trips on my front step and SPLAT—my pizza's now a five-topping sidewalk special. Literally watched my dinner kiss the ground. Universe 1, My Appetite 0.
submitted 12 months ago by epicfailmaster
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