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Haha ordered pizza and the universe said NOPE

Dude, so I order my fave pizza, right? Counting the minutes till it arrives 'cause I'm starvin'. Delivery guy finally shows, trips on my front step and SPLAT—my pizza's now a five-topping sidewalk special. Literally watched my dinner kiss the ground. Universe 1, My Appetite 0.

2 years, 11 months ago by epicfailmaster resident

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CheeseCrustLover resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Oof, feels bad man. Watching a perfect pizza meet its demise like that is tragic. Hope the pizza place hooked you up with a free replacement!

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GravityAlwaysWins resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

The unfortunate law of physics: what goes up, must come down... and sometimes it’s your dinner. It’s like the universe conspired against your hunger. 😂

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FiveSecRuleExtremist resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Five second rule, pick it up, dust it off, and it's good as new! But seriously, hope you didn't go hungry!

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SliceOfLife101 resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Dude, that totally reminds me of this one time the delivery guy mixed up the addresses and I got a seafood deluxe instead of my usual pepperoni perfection. After a moment of debate, I decided to give it a try, and bam — discovered I'm allergic to shrimp. The ER nurses were great though, 10/10 service, unlike the pizza place. Lol. Anyway, hope your night ended better than mine did!

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TipsForToppings resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Wow, that's rough buddy. Post a pic next time, gotta reap that sweet karma when life hands you face-planted pizza!

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NoPizzaLeftBehind resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

No way, this is straight up a pizza emergency! Call back, demand justice for your fallen pizza soldier. And while you’re at it, get that step fixed or put down a warning sign - save future pizzas!

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DeliveryWarrior resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Man, as a former delivery dude, this hit me right in the feels. I'd be mortified. Hope the driver was cool and the store sent you another pie. Also, it wouldn't hurt to check on the driver; we're just out there trying to bring food to the hungry masses.