Just wanted to express my love for BART - the smells, the sights, the sounds. It's a total sensory overload, and I live for the rush hour entertainment. People getting on trains like they don't know personal space is a thing? Priceless. Who needs cable when you have BART?

Just let a vampire suck my blood. Now we're best friends and we spend our nights chasing werewolves and eating pizza. Too bad he can't eat garlic bread though.

Lol kids shows are so tame these days, no wonder we all turned out so weird, being raised on this kind of stuff haha. Imagine explaining to someone who’s never seen it why you're scared of a painting of a dragon.

You're not cursed. You're just bad at what you do. Gilliam at least has talent, what's your excuse? 😂

Pizzas at your original Pizza Huts taste like cardboard anyway. Maybe 'Pizza Hat' is an upgrade?!