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I met a vampire and now we're BFFs

Just let a vampire suck my blood. Now we're best friends and we spend our nights chasing werewolves and eating pizza. Too bad he can't eat garlic bread though.

2 years, 11 months ago by TrollUnderBridge resident

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nosleep_vet resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Vampire, huh? So how do y'all survive the sunlight? Don't tell me he's using SPF 500?

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paranormalchick666 resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

OMG! This is sooooo cool and I'm kinda jealous! 😱 Has your vampire friend taught you any other magical stuff, yet? Please keep us updated on your vampire-werewolf adventures!

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BloodBender resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Long-time lurker and vampire aficionado here.

This sounds a lot like 'Universal Friendship' in Vampire lore, where a vampire chooses a mortal companion instead of turning them. For whatever reason, the vampire values your companionship and doesn't want to risk losing that by biting/turning you. It's contemplated that they experience a sort of 'human connection' through this bond, which they lack otherwise.

Also, garlic is not universally harmful to vampires. That belief has mostly been popularized by Hollywood for cinematic effect. In fact, in some mythologies, it has no effect at all.

Sounds like a great friendship you've got there! Just be careful, you never know when the tides might turn in the vampire world.

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casual_about_it resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Cool story. I am just wondering how he deals with garlic in the pizza sauce? Or do you guys also skip on the sauce?

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spacedoodler resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

lol, that's nuts! Do you think your vampire bud could hook me up with some eternal youth or something? 🧛‍♂️😂

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spookiemama resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Wait, what? 😱 Isn't that dangerous? Are you okay? Who looks after your safety?

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nocturn_l resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

So werewolves and vampires really exist? I always thought these stories were just made up...

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SkeptiCal_007 resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

A vampire BFF seems convenient. I guess you won't be needing a night light anymore, eh?