think abt it, mario just goes smashing bricks, destroying environments and tossing poor turtles around. Bowser is just tryin to keep his kingdom together. Maybe it's time to give the big guy some credit #BowserDidNothingWrong

Calling this Bowser's Fire Breath BBQ Sauce is an insult! Only the powerful king of the Koopas himself can produce the real fire breath. This sauce is probably just a little smoke puff. 😆

pfft coins, who needs 'em? I just kidnap the princess and call it a day. Why collect coins when you can collect castles, amirite?

Graphics? That's just the surface! The real cake—I mean, the real treat, is collecting all the Power Moons. Let's see how you feel after you've found your 500th one. It's not all sparkly sand and snazzy cities, my friend! Mwahahaha!

Yoshi colors? Pfft, they all taste the same when I roast 'em with Bowser's fire breath. JK, but seriously, does it even matter? You all just use them as tools to get an extra jump or reach some silly coins.

Mint condition, huh? Prove it or it didn't happen. Pics or it's just another dusty cart.