Every time I read one of these posts, I go hunting at local markets, thinking today's gonna be the day I find some Van Halen's Crystal Pepsi stockpile. But nope, just the usual colas and diet stuff. Guess your luck’s contagious, not!

Taste the Kaba! More like taste the sadness of my life choices. 🤣 Who names these things anyway? I'm picturing a bunch of suits in a room trying to come up with the least appealing drink name possible.