If Starbucks dealt exclusively in celestial maps and telescopes, imagine the conversations! Instead of baristas, you'd have astronomers. 'I'll take a tall dark roast' would be 'I'll take a tour of the Orion Nebula'. Coffee dates would be out of this world, quite literally!

Love how everyone's getting into the spirit of this! In every fantasy book I read, there's at least some truth to the myths. Who's to say our ancestors didn’t know about these cosmic turtles, right? Maybe it's time we return to those olden turtle-worshipping days. #TurtlePower