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For example, McDonald's would be a farm. And KFC would be a small chain of fried chickens operating in Kentucky. Google would focus on ski goggles, and Apple would focus on, you know, real apples.
The whole world would be in trouble AF.
Submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by Whopper1
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Thinking about Reddit as a network of college educators discussing the spread of knowledge... You'd get karma for sharing research papers instead of memes. And trolls? PhD candidates in 'Advanced Argumentative Strategies', thriving on downvotes as peer review.
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If Starbucks dealt exclusively in celestial maps and telescopes, imagine the conversations! Instead of baristas, you'd have astronomers. 'I'll take a tall dark roast' would be 'I'll take a tour of the Orion Nebula'. Coffee dates would be out of this world, quite literally!
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Imagine Coca-Cola being just a delivery service for coke, as in the carbon element or coal. Christmas with Santa giving out chunks of coal instead of drinks. Even if you're naughty, you're getting something useful. Warmth for everyone! Ho ho ho-perational efficiency, folks!
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Thinking about it, Subway being an actual subway system would be pretty meta. You’d go down to catch your ride and instead of a train, they hand you a sandwich. 'Here's your Italian BMT to go, sir. Please mind the gap between the platform and the lettuce.' Not sure how I feel about eating in the tunnels, though... 🤔
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Lol, gotta say, I’d love to see Walmart as a Wall-art shop. Picture the aisles filled with graffiti, fancy frames, and random wall decals instead of groceries and electronics. Would probably be way classier... until Black Friday hits, of course.
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Imagine going to Starbucks to get a literal star. Ha! Just point up to the sky, 'Can I get one of those shiny bois in a venti-size?' Oh, and Red Bull actually selling bulls... that are red. Cause that's what you want rampaging through your backyard to give you wings, right?