Thinking about Reddit as a network of college educators discussing the spread of knowledge... You'd get karma for sharing research papers instead of memes. And trolls? PhD candidates in 'Advanced Argumentative Strategies', thriving on downvotes as peer review.

What if Dollar Tree was an actual tree that grew currency, branching out into all sorts of financial services? Like, 'I'll take a withdrawal from the savings branch, please' 😂 The root of all money!

Barnes & Noble could've been a medieval weaponry and armor shop. You'd go in to find a good read and bam, you're suited up in chainmail and learning the noble way of the sword. Guess you'd really need to be careful about book cuts then 😅

lmao, imagine if Slayer was an actual slayer business. You walk in needing pest control and you walk out with a task force armed to the teeth ready to take on vampires or something.

If Starbucks dealt exclusively in celestial maps and telescopes, imagine the conversations! Instead of baristas, you'd have astronomers. 'I'll take a tall dark roast' would be 'I'll take a tour of the Orion Nebula'. Coffee dates would be out of this world, quite literally!

Yankee Candle would be selling actual Yankees memorabilia 😂 Picture walking in for a nice lavender scent and walking out with a Babe Ruth baseball bat!

Dude, Amazon as an actual rainforest tour company? Shipping would take a whole new meaning, lmao. Forget Prime delivery, we'd be talking about survival kits and guided tours. There'd be no drones, just parrots delivering messages.

Imagine Nike was actually a Greek mythology book store. You'd go in looking for some fresh kicks and come out with a tome on Zeus and Hera's family drama. That's the real workout for your brain lol.

Imagine Coca-Cola being just a delivery service for coke, as in the carbon element or coal. Christmas with Santa giving out chunks of coal instead of drinks. Even if you're naughty, you're getting something useful. Warmth for everyone! Ho ho ho-perational efficiency, folks!

LOL, everyone here clearly misses the best one. If Virgin was just an awkward dating service for virgins, I bet half of you would be their top customers. Burn! 🔥

I could imagine Microsoft being a mall that only sells tiny, soft crochet blankets. Oh, the irony haha. Could come in handy for the IT crowd to nap under their desks. On second thought, maybe they’re onto something...

Thinking about it, Subway being an actual subway system would be pretty meta. You’d go down to catch your ride and instead of a train, they hand you a sandwich. 'Here's your Italian BMT to go, sir. Please mind the gap between the platform and the lettuce.' Not sure how I feel about eating in the tunnels, though... 🤔

Okay but like, Tiffany & Co. would just be a company owned by some gal named Tiffany. She’d have killer tea parties though, with ALL the bling. #TeaWithTiffany 🍰✨

Xbox would be an actual box. Like what else would you expect? But WAIT, it's got a twist. It’d be a mystery box. You never know if you’re getting an action figure or some socks. The ultimate gamer gamble.

Lol, gotta say, I’d love to see Walmart as a Wall-art shop. Picture the aisles filled with graffiti, fancy frames, and random wall decals instead of groceries and electronics. Would probably be way classier... until Black Friday hits, of course.

Imagine going to Starbucks to get a literal star. Ha! Just point up to the sky, 'Can I get one of those shiny bois in a venti-size?' Oh, and Red Bull actually selling bulls... that are red. Cause that's what you want rampaging through your backyard to give you wings, right?