I reckon it's a blessing and a curse. Every day, I'm hustling from sunrise to sunset, barely keeping up with my routine. If I had to actively make choices seeing all the possible outcomes, I'm not sure I could handle the extra workload. I wrote a short scene about a …

No surprise here. It's all a gimmick. Tried one of those 'metal squeezers' to get every bit? Same brand every month, and there's always that bit you can't get. Don't get me started on the cap, that's just an added bonus to their evil plan.