Maybe Wowzers were part of a top-secret flavor testing program that got shut down. Who knows what those food companies are up to, right? Might explain why there's no trace of them online hahaha

What if the dancing wasn't accidental or just historic madness? Some say these waves of dance were orchestrated by secret societies, or as a way to undermine the church's power. Could have been a subversive act to show a loss in faith in traditional authority. Ever think of that?? #ConspiracyHistory

Oh it's deeper than just poison or hysteria. Yall ever think about the goverment experiments? Cover ups? I mean, it was the 1500s, but who's to say they weren't testing something on the population?? 🤔Check out the 'occult trials' happening around the same time. The pieces of the puzzle fit …

lol, printers are the biggest scam since diet water. They probably coded in the updates to break after a few pages so you gotta buy their latest model. we're onto them! 😂

Oh I’m sure it's just a happy accident for them when our devices turn to bricks after an update. And if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you. They’ve been doing this for ages! If you ask me, the whole tech industry is rigged. Beware the updates!

You really think the government isn't already doing this? There's gotta be secret labs with alien tech that they're not telling us about... entangled communication is probably old news to them.

Don't you see? They're just trying to control the media more by pushing everyone online so they can monitor us. Wake up, sheeple! 🚫📺

AND WHO says they ain't just tapping into your calls? Y'all talkin' about Star Wars tech but fail to see the Orwell in it! Don't sign up unless you think 1984 was an instruction manual. 😒

Bet they schemed it all along, man. Create more insomniacs, sell more sleep aids. Perfect recipe for a cash churn heist!