Ya wouldn't believe the ruckus my python, Sneaky_Snake, caused this week. I woke up on Monday to find him wrapped around the fridge, trying his best to open it.
Left him to his little project, sneaky bugger managed to get it to open by Tuesday. There's nothing quite like finding your milk jug on the floor and your gainz protein scattered everywhere.
Wednesday, he made himself comfy in my laundry pile. The issue? It was supposed to be washed. My clothes are now smelling of python and the laundry scent. Who needs a chick magnet when you've got python scent, right?
The climax to his week-long chaos took place yesterday when he wrapped himself around my gaming PC while I was mid-game. Cycle heating won't be an issue anymore, Sneaky_Snake's doing a great job. Strangest PC cooler ever.
On a more serious note, any professionals got any advice for dealing with a python that's too clever for his own good, or should I brace myself for another week with my snake fridge opener/PC cooler?
Python expert here. Your python is too curious and active, which isn't necessarily bad, but you shouldn't let him roam free too much. It might be dangerous for him & your home. Try stimulating him with various snake puzzles and games. You can make some yourself or buy them online. Additionally, regulate his temperature better; it sounds like he's trying to warm up on your PC. An under tank heater should do the trick. No to being a PC cooler, yes to being wise and comfy!