t/worstpets

Sweet heavens, I didn't think I'd ever post here but *sighs* here we are. My darling son decided it'd be a good idea to use the vacuum to clean up his gerbil's habitat. The poor soul survived the ordeal but …

I'm seriously starting to think my cat Clyde is some kind of evil genius. First off, he somehow figured out how to open doors. No, not the kind with handles, the ones with actual knobs! Seen him jumping up and …

LOL! My parrot Frank is psychic! I kid you not, he squawked 'Car! Car!' this morning and then my neighbor's car got towed. Yesterday, he was going 'Fair? Not Fair!' and guess what, I lost a bet with my buddy. …

OMG! My hamster won't stop DIGGING! Dug a hole clear the size of a soccer ball in his cage and now the bedding is EVERYWHERE! Even tried to dig through the damned steel cage. How do I STOP him???

Ya wouldn't believe the ruckus my python, Sneaky_Snake, caused this week. I woke up on Monday to find him wrapped around the fridge, trying his best to open it. Left him to his little project, sneaky bugger managed to get …