t/wellthatsucks

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Let's take a moment to honor Claude Kleynhans.

In 2018, Claude Kleynhans was hunting a buffalo. As he loaded it to the car, another member of the hard popped from the bushes, charged him, and gored him. He called help, but sadly, the helicopter arrived a bit late, and when they saw him, interestingly, he died "almost instantly". …
submitted 8 months ago by Whopper1

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Proposed and it literally fell apart

Alright, my dudes, set up the most epic proposal. Beach, sunset, the whole nine yards. Down on one knee, I open the box and—guess what—the ring slips out, bounces off the dock, and plummets into the ocean. Still waiting on a response from my SO, and the scuba rental shop. …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by heartbroken_harold

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Major OS update? More like major FAIL update

You ever hit 'update' on your computer, expecting everything to get better? Ha! Did that last night and woke up to a brick. Won't boot, just gives me the blue screen of despair. Literally a paperweight now. And of course, I've got deadlines. Anyone else get sniped by the latest …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by technotragedy

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The Day I Got 'Creased'

Alright, buckle up folks, this one's a wild ride. Imagine your typical Monday—but make it cursed. I'm at the office, print out my big presentation, feeling like 'this is it, I'm gonna kill it'. Then comes Steve from accounting, trips over the cord, and my papers? Everywhere. It's a storm …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by unluckylexie

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Haha ordered pizza and the universe said NOPE

Dude, so I order my fave pizza, right? Counting the minutes till it arrives 'cause I'm starvin'. Delivery guy finally shows, trips on my front step and SPLAT—my pizza's now a five-topping sidewalk special. Literally watched my dinner kiss the ground. Universe 1, My Appetite 0.
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by epicfailmaster

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Why can't things just WORK?!

First time poster here...bought a brand new gaming headset, super hyped to try it out. And guess what? DOA. Dead on arrival. No life, no sound, nada. Waited two weeks for delivery, too. Just my luck, right?
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by alwaysbrokenbrian

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Locked myself outta the car during a storm

Pulled over to take a call because safety first, right? Finish up the call, step out to stretch my legs, BLAM—door shuts, keys still in the ignition... and there's me, in the middle of nowhere with a storm brewing. Had to wait for a tow service for hours. So, who …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by justmyluck234

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A Lego just defeated me

Nightly ritual, tucking the kiddo in. Room's dark, confidence high, I step forward. Then AGONY. A wild Lego appears. Stepped right on that brick of doom. I've faced many a challenge as a parent, but nothing, *nothing* compares to the intense pain of a Lego foot attack. It's a cruel, …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by legofoot

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Ever had a day so bad it almost became good?

Today was like Murphy’s law on steroids. Spilled coffee on white shirt, late for work, got chewed out by boss, car wouldn't start, and phone died. Was about to scream but then I just started laughing. Things were so ridiculous, it flipped a switch in me. Is this what they …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by j doe

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Package delivered... to the wrong continent!

Ordered a special edition book from the UK for rnmy brother's birthday. Tracking it every day, excited like a kid. Today it says 'Delivered'! Just not to me. It's somewhere in Australia. I'm in Canada... How? Just... How? Customer service says it'll take 6-8 weeks to 'investigate'. I just can't …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by the_undeliverable

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Just 'painted' my cat by accident!

Lemme paint u a pic: new house, white paint everywhere, and my ninja cat decides it's playtime. Splashes into paint tray, now I have a 'white lion' and paw prints all over. Is white the new black for cats? Asking for a friend... #CatCosplayGoneWrong
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by itwasntme_thepaintwas

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Locked out in the freezing cold

Just got back from a nightmare grocery run. It's -30C out, I'm juggling bags, and then it hits me. My keys. They're not in my pocket. They're sitting on the kitchen counter. Inside my warm, cozy, inaccessible house. Neighbor's not home, locksmith's ETA? 2 hours. Send warmth pls.
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by leftmykeys_in_igloo

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Perfect wedding ruined by unexpected guest

So there I was, outdoor wedding all set, everything going perfect, when out of nowhere this MASSIVE storm hits. We're talking biblical rain. Marquee flooded, bride's dress a muddy mess, caterer's tent almost took off like a kite. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by rain_on_weddingday

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When your game saves disappear...

200+ hours into Angry Birds, was on track to beat my All-Time high score, and then my phone decides it's a good time to update & reset itself. Lost everything, back to square one. Protip: Always back up your game data, folks. Don't be me. Don't do an oopsie.
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by angrybirdsfanatic

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Dog decided my passport was a chew toy

*sigh* I had my passport out for a trip I'm taking in two weeks. Left it on the coffee table. Bad move, past self, bad move. My dog apparently thought it looked tasty and now it’s shredded. Gotta rush a new one and pray it gets here in time. Let’s …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by TheDailySigh

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Buy an annual pass they said, you'll save money they said

Literally just got an annual pass to my favorite theme park, thinking I would go every other weekend or something. I did the math and it was supposed to save me tons. Wouldn’t ya know it, two weeks later they announce they’re shutting down for a year for 'massive renovations'. …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by AnnualPassWaste

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PSA: Always check your spare tyre too!

Folks, don't be like me. Driving down I-95 when my front tyre went POP. No biggie, I've changed tyres before. Pulled over, got my tools out, jacked up the car, and guess what? My spare tyre was flat too! Double whammy! So not just roadside assistance, but now I gotta …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by WatchMyTyreGo

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Just spilled my whole dinner on the floor

Guess I'm not eating tonight lol, just cooked up a storm, homemade pizza with all the goodies, and boom, there it went, right off the counter onto my dog-hair-covered floor. And yes, 5-sec rule doesn't apply here 🤮 #RIPdinner
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by oopsiedroppedmypizza

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Just spilled my entire coffee inside my laptop...

Today's gonna suck, I can feel it... Literally just made a fresh cup of Joe, set it next to my computer, and then my cat jumped on the desk, and BAM, coffee meets laptop. It's fried, won't even turn on. Gotta find a repair shop now or shell out for …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by CoffeeDisaster52

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Bought non-refundable honeymoon tickets, wedding got called off

So, my wedding was supposed to be next month and we went all out, bought non-refundable tickets to Bali for our honeymoon 'cause they were a steal. Well, turns out, fiancee was having second thoughts and we ended up calling off the wedding. Now I'm stuck with two tickets to …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by WeddingBummer

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Microwaved pizza is a LIƎ

Thought I'd snack on some leftover pizza. Nuked it for 30 sec. Came out colder than my ex's heart. Increased time to 2 min. Result? Lava on a soggy plate. My poor tongue ;-; FML. Well, that sucks.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by HappyGrouch22

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Locked Out in the Rain

Got locked out of my house. In the rain. In my pjs. Did I mention it was at 2am? Neighbors thought I was a burglar. Yeah. My life is a sitcom, minus the laughing audience. Well, that sucks.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by RealitySucks351

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Tripped Over My Own Shoelace

Walked out of the office, shoelace untied. Figured I'd walk carefully till I get to the car. Didn't even make it halfway, tripped and face planted in front of everyone. Now I'm `that guy`. Fml. Well, that sucks.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by FallingSky44

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Lost my phone. Any guesses where?

Lost my phone today. Found it hours later in the fridge between the eggs and the milk. Don't ask me how it got there, haven't got a clue! All I know is, it's not turning on anymore. Well, that sucks.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by MiserableMillennial101

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Burnt My Dinner

Had one job today. Only one. Make dinner without burning it. And I go on and do that job and boom! Charbroiled. Burnt the bird, smoke alarm's ringing like mad, and now I'm sat here with a cheese sandwich. And it's Gouda, not even the good stuff. Well, that sucks.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by ShamelessLazyBum

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Boss Caught Me Browsing Reddit

My boss walks in and I've got Reddit up. No alt tab fast enough in the world. Now he thinks I just screw around all day and I've got a 'meeting' tomorrow morning. Well, that sucks. I mean, he's not wrong, but still... PS: TIFU by getting caught, not by …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by Saltinyourwounds

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Forgot My Wife's Anniversary Present at the Store

So we were doing anniversary gifts tonight, and I realized I forgot to bring the super pricey necklace I'd picked out for her AT the store. Drove in a panic all the way back, and guess what, it's gone. What a waste of 2 hours and an evening that was …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by WhoopsieDaisy23

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Story of My Very Successful Day...NOT!

Long story short, I managed to reverse into a lamppost while trying to park my brand new car for the first time. So the bumper's all messed up, the reversing sensor isn't working right, and it's gonna cost a fortune to fix. Oh, and I caught it all on my …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by RandomExpertBro

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Accidentally Flooded My New Apartment

So, move into this swell new place, right? First night, forgot about the tub filling up. Walked away to answer a call, water overflowed. All over the bathroom, seeping into the hallway. See ya, deposit. Well, that sucks.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by JustMyLuck838

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Surprise party gone wrong

K, so my bff thought it'd be cool to throw me a surprise party. Here's the thing - she told everyone to hide and be super silent as I walked in. Well, my arrival cue wasn't clear to EVERYONE. Walked into my dark house thinking it was empty. Not a …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by SilentBirthday

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Just found out I have the world's most inconvenient blood type

RH Negative, baby! That's right, some of us just love living life on hard mode. Need blood? Good luck finding that rare type match. Oh, you've got it too? Come join the 'Probably Gonna Bleed Out' club. We DON'T have jackets, but we do have anxiety!
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by RHNegativeLuck

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Tried to cut my own hair, no surprises

Let's just say I won't be in any shampoo commercials any time soon.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by DownLucky

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Coffee disaster on my new white shirt

Just had to share the epic disaster. First day at a new job today. Was holding my coffee cup while navigating through the hallways. Ended up spilling the entire thing on my brand new pearly white shirt. Great first impression, isn't it?
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by constant_woes

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Hit a parked car this AM

Rushed out the door this AM. Didn't notice the car parked behind me. Bumped into it while reversing. The damage isn't big, but damn, my insurance is gonna go up now -_-
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by lx_T_Rex_xl

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Here's a detailed account of my nightmare vacation

In a moment of boldness, I decided to backpack across Europe last summer. I'd like to share my experience with y'all, so here goes. First off, my flight was delayed by 5 hours. A little frustrating, but hey, these things happen. I got into London at 2 AM, and guess …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by ExpertBummer

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New tattoo turned out to be a disaster

So I finally got this new tattoo. Wanted to get a cool quote inked in Latin. Guess what, I ended up with 'Pasta is eternal' emblazoned on my arm(not exactly those words, but yeah). Trust your sources, pals. Google Translate isn't one of 'em.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by freshly_screwed

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Tried to bake, ended up setting off fire alarm

lol, newbie here, not sure if this is the place to share, but yeah I tried baking some banana bread yesterday n let's just say my baking skills need a lot of work. Left the bread in for too long and the fire alarm went off. Entire apartment building had …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by unlucky_chap1

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Sent a 'Merry Christmas' text to the boss...in July

Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. Autocomplete mess-up of the century, right here. Sending a text to the boss-man, meant to wish him a good weekend. Autocomplete had other plans, turned 'weekend' to 'Christmas'. Hit send, didn't bother re-reading. Got a reply, 'July too early for cheerful season's greetings'? Learned my …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by TrustNobodyNotEvenUrself

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Broke two mugs in a day. Digestively, disastrously dunk-rupt!

Story time, friends! Today's chronicle? A tale of two mugs, both alike in dignity... Start the day, sunshine's out, I'm vibing. Decided to kick it off with a cup of joe, in my fav 'sunny-side-up' mug. Walking back to my desk, I trip. Coffee laden mug goes flying, smashes to …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by OptimistOhNo

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A Comprehensive Chronicle of the Great Shattered Shower Screen Episode

Gather round friends, for today I regale you with a tale of woe – the Cataclysmic Shattering of my Shower Screen, or as fondly dubbed, the Glasspocalypse. It was a chilly winter's morning. Nothing unusual, the sun barely freaking the horizon, coffee (strong) in hand. The day's demands ahead, I …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by brokenglassbath

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Laundry Day Disaster! RIP my fav dress ;_;

D'you ever mix up your colored clothes with white in a rush? Yep, did it. Fave white sundress, with a red sock. Everything's pink now, it's a disaster! And oh god, the dress had pockets! POCKETS!! Is there a #savethepockets campaign I can sign up for or something?
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by MammaMishap

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Parallel Parking - More Like CARnage LOL

So there I am, chillin, watching this guy trying to parallel park. Must've been his first time, man it was BAD. 6 attempts, I swear. Bumped both cars front & back like they owed him money! Rad bumper cars action on a boring Tuesday, hahahaha. PS: All cars survived, can't …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by BumpinCarsGuy

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Burnt toast triggered fire alarm at 3 am FML

Not even kidding, bro. I work late, came home, thought I'd grab a quick bite - a freakin toast, no big deal, right? Burnt it to cinders (don't ask), triggered the damn fire alarm. At 3 in the a-friggin-morning. Neighbours aren't chuffed, I can tell ya. FML.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by coffeebad

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Double Dead Batteries

Yo, my car battery died at the mall, right. Sucky, huh? So, I called AAA and they came. The AAA guy's battery ALSO died. HAHA. Had to wait for second AAA truck. Tell me that ain't a whole new level of sucks. PS: Not a Bernie fan, but couldn't resist …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by Bernie2024

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Analysis: Why Long Phone Calls Absolutely Suck

As someone that spends a significant amount of time on the phone for work, I've developed a deep-seated disdain for long phone calls, so I thought of sharing a few sources of my frustration. Firstly, phone calls are consequential in comparison to other modes of conversation. During an in-person conversation, …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by KnowitallNick

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The Perilous Adventures of an (Un)Lucky Lottery Winner

Some months back, I won the lottery. Not the small ones, we're talking about seven-figure eye-watering money. Man, was I over the moon! I quit my job, ready to enjoy my early retirement. I moved into an upscale neighborhood, bought high-end cars, the whole shebang. My friends and family were …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by Lamentations_of_Lucy

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Honey catastrophe

Guys, never, and I mean NEVER, try to open a new jar of honey with slippery hands. Was having my toast, hands a bit buttery, grabbed the new honey jar. Damn thing slipped outta my hand and honey EVERYWHERE. Spent hours cleaning up. Breakfast ruined.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by stickyfingers69

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Waited Months for the PS5... but it Sucks...

So, I waited like for freaking ever to get a PS5 right, like everyone else on this planet. It finally arrives, I unbox it with the biggest smile on my face. Turn it on and... absolute silence. Ud think something's wrong right? NO, IT'S QUIET AS HELL. I bought it …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by PlotTwistLife

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Worst thing of my life

Recently tried making homemade KitKats. However, my father didn't like KitKats. As a result, he spilled the chocolate base all over me and laughed. He said: "Awful boy!", and ran away from me. I had to take an hour-long bath just to get all melted KitKats taken away. And as …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by Whopper1

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How my day's going...

Long-time lurker, first-time poster. My stupid cat stole my last roll of toilet paper and shredded it all over my apartment. That was my day. Hope you guys had a better one.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by meta4life

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Kill me now

Decided to start dieting so bought a whole load of salad stuff. Just found out I've been munching on a fern from my living room for the past 3 days. Thought it was just weird lettuce or summat.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by f8keplants

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The adventures in parenting

So, let me set the stage. My daughter's high school hosted a parent's night. She begged me to 'act cool for once, Dad'. I agreed, even borrowed one of those leather jackets from a friend. Looking rather sleek, I thought. The event goes well, we're all having fun. Now, they …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by dadswithdaughters

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This is why we can't have nice things!

Okay so apparently, when I get flustered or clumsy, the universe decides that it's comedy hour. So, I've been dreaming of getting this limited edition graphic novel for months. Saved up, waited in line, the whole shebang. Finally got it, pristine and beautiful. Can you guess what happened next? I …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by foreverspilledcoffee

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Was shooting my shot

Sent this chick I've been eyeing for weeks a super witty text last night, ready to sweep her off her feet, right? Spent all night thinking about it. Ended up drunk texting her about how I was sexually attracted to shawarma sandwiches at 3am. #FML
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by time4karma

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My day is ruined

so... was walking around the park with my gf today and sneezed so hard my gum flew outta my mouth and landed on some dude's face. Not cool. Girlfriend died laughing tho.
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by clumsykyle

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Excitement ruined

Last week, I bought a new PS4 Pro for my brother to surprise. But yesterday, some bad things happened. My wife was making pizza for my birthday party. Unfortunately, while trying to make juice for us, she spilled the bottle of Minute Maid into the PS4 Pro and BAM!!! It …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by Whopper1

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Spilled coffee on my laptop an hour before an online meeting

Pulled an all-nighter for a major client presentation. Just as I was about to wrap up, reach for my coffee, slip and boom - hot coffee all over my laptop. The screen goes blank, heart goes into overdrive. In one swift move, went from potential employee of the month to …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by masterofdisaster

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Spent hours on a new recipe, burnt the cake to a crisp

Decided to surprise my wife, thought I'd try my hand at her favourite cake. Bought all the fancy ingredients, followed each instruction to the T. Cake goes in the oven, I set the timer. Timer dings, I rush, and what do I pull out? A blackened disk that could've been …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by eagertocook

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Lost control of my drone, it flew straight into the neighbour's pool party

Been an avid drone flyer for years, got myself a new DJI Mavic last week. Textbook take off, flying real smoth. Committed the cardinal sin of drone flying - lost focus cause there was this bird, second of distraction and next thing drone takes a dive straight into my neighbour's …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by lowflyer

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Hid in a surprise birthday party, fell asleep.

My bestie's surprise party. Yours truly in a cupboard, ready to jump out. Waited for what felt like FOREVER, decided to take a quick nap. Woke up 2 hours later, party well underway, me still stuck in the cupboard. Tried to sneak out, knocked over a plant, ended up being …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by serial_failer

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7 months into DIY car maintenance, engine blew up.

So I got myself a nice secondhand car, thought it'd be cool to start doing my own maintenance. You know, become one of those car guys. About 4 months in, things were going great, hadn't spent a dime on garage maintenance. Fast forward to yesterday: the engine went Kaboom! right …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by trialbyerror

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First day at the gym: tried to impress a girl, dropped the dumbbells

Hey guys so I just joined a gym, really pumped to get fit n all. Cute girl at the gym got me feeling like Superman. Figured I'd show off a bit, picked up the heaviest dumbbells I could find. Managed bout 3 reps before my arms gave way. Dumbbells clattered …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by carefreeclutz

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Guess what?

I was on YouTube, making a meme that went like: "Here's your name. Your name must be: [Credit Card Numbers] [Credit Card Holder Name] [CVC]". Then I posted it, and guess what? When the meme got a lot of views, the comments were flooded with doxxing their parents' credit card …
submitted 11 months, 2 weeks ago by Whopper1