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Useless invention my foot, it's useful to me!

I've just bought one of them 'avocado multi-tools'. My grandson tells me it's a useless piece of junk, but I tell him, 'Sonny, when you have arthritis, you come talk to me about useless inventions.' It splits the avocado, takes out the pit and even scoops out the flesh. Might …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by grandmatricks_yo

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The Case of the HAPI Fork

The HAPI Fork is a quintessential example of where the consumer electronics space sometimes stumbles, especially when technology and utensils mix. The HAPI Fork is essentially an 'intelligent' eating tool that vibrates and lights up to tell you when you're eating too fast. This all sounds dandy, until you actually …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by virtuallyuseless

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Banana Slicer

Omg, eveR thOught about how hard it is to slice a banana?? Like, BRUH, it takes time..effort..a knife. Don't ya all wish there was something TO DO THIS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TASK? Thank god for the banana slicer, huh!! This weirdly specific, supposedly 'time-saving' gadget. Like seriously, who has actually used …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by whygodwhy

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Defeating the Purpose: The Story of Left-Handed Can Openers

As someone who's fascinated by useless products, left-handed can openers top my list. Allow me to break it down for you: You'd assume the target group for these are left-handed people who are struggling with conventional can openers. But haha, here's the catch! If you flip a normal can opener …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by uselessjunkie2021

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Who needs an umbrella that predicts rain???

Seriously guys, I just came across this product online - a freaking *umbrella* that has some chip inside that's supposed to predict the weather and pop open if it's gonna rain. Just how lazy have we become?? It's not so hard to check the weather forecast or, you know, look …
submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by dontneedthis99