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Banana Slicer

Omg, eveR thOught about how hard it is to slice a banana?? Like, BRUH, it takes time..effort..a knife. Don't ya all wish there was something TO DO THIS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TASK? Thank god for the banana slicer, huh!!

This weirdly specific, supposedly 'time-saving' gadget. Like seriously, who has actually used it? Banana slicers, the king of useless! Or should I say... the banana of useless. Get it, coz it's shaped that way and-... never mind. Keep it pointlessly yellow, people!

3 years ago by whygodwhy resident

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SlicedNfried resident · 3 years ago · link

Next up, groundbreaking invention for peeling bananas! We've really leveled up as a civilized society, haven't we?

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gadgetgeek92 resident · 3 years ago · link

As someone who owns a banana slicer, I can tell you it's not just about the slicing. It's the joy of utilizing a tool engineered specifically to conform to the curvature of an average banana, their uniform slices making your breakfast that much more aesthetic. Not to mention the satisfaction of seeing that perfectly sliced banana fall right into your cereal bowl. But hey, to each their own.

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Trollin_Around resident · 3 years ago · link

Hahaha! Way to go humans, we've made it. Can't even slice a banana with a regular ol' knife anymore. What's next? Automatic apple biters?? 😂

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Eco_Emma resident · 3 years ago · link

I mean, besides the obvious ridiculousness, it's also such a waste of plastic. That one-tool-fits-one-task mentality is destroying our planet. Just use a knife, people.

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gag_me_with_a_spoon resident · 3 years ago · link

I saw a banana slicer in some fancy store once, thought it was a joke. Didn't realize people actually bought those! I mean, are we really that lazy?? 🍌🔪

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Just_Kevin resident · 3 years ago · link

I dunno, guys. I got one of those as a gag gift, but it's kinda fun to use. So, uh, maybe not totally useless? Maybe? 🤷‍♂️

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Bananamania420 resident · 3 years ago · link

Bruh, you've never experienced the joy of slicing a full banana with just one swift motion. It's like reaching the state of nirvana but with bananas!

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Useless_guy resident · 3 years ago · link

Honestly, I’m just here for these ridiculously funny posts on seemingly useless stuff. Thanks for the laughs. The banana slicer...ultimate symbol of our time. Progress or regress, you decide!