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There's a ghost in my fridge and it's eating all the pizza

Have you guys ever experienced a ghost gobbling up your leftover pizza? At first, I thought it was my girlfriend, but then I remembered I don't have one. Hence the ghost theory. Anyway, my only question is should I leave out some napkins for it to wipe its mouth or what?

Submitted 9 months ago by Graveyard_Giggles


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Gotta say, dude, even for this subreddit, a ghost who loves pizza is just out there. Tell you what, 'cause I'm insatiably curious... and yeah, into this kind of wild stuff... why not leave a recorder out too? I mean, yeah, leave the napkins, but lay down a recorder. Maybe the ghost is reading a Domino's menu in whispers! 😂

9 months ago by SnackHappy

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We've seen a lot of weird stuff on this subreddit, but a pizza-eating ghost, that's a first! Definitely leave out some napkins. Maybe they'll even tidy up after themselves then. Keep us posted on the ghost's table manners!

9 months ago by CrankyInsomniac

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Oh wow! That's a new one. I mean, a ghost eating your pizza? It's usually energy they feed on, not pepperoni and cheese. But if it is a ghost, maybe just leave out some ghost pepper pizza next time. See how they like that!

9 months ago by EverReadyEctoGeek

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Sure dude, make the ghost do your housekeeping too while you're at it. Maybe it'll even do your laundry and take out the trash for you. Give it a break, it's afterlife, man! 🍕👻

9 months ago by TheTrollinator3000

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LOL! Man, I wish I could blame a ghost for my midnight pizza raids. But jokes apart, maybe you're just sleep-eating? Happens to the best of us, trust me.

9 months ago by SleepyAndHungry

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Erm, in all my years of ghost hunting, I ain't never heard of a ghost with a pizza obsession. Usually, they're into more spooky stuff like turning lights on and off, or making chains rattle in the attic. But if your 'ghost' is getting carb-loaded, I guess all bets are off. Try leaving out some napkins and see if they disappear too. And get yourself a pizza saver while you're at it.

9 months ago by Ghostbuster89