Alright, let’s entertain the notion that something’s not right. Here’s what you do: Set up a camera or two; capture everything. Make sure to note the times when you hear the whispers. Could be useful in tracking down the source. If you get it on video and it’s not just the acoustics playing tricks on you, then you might be onto something. Good luck, not that you'll need it.

It's clear you've got a spirit lingering in your house, sweetie. And it’s calling for you. Probably not harmful if it hasn't done anything besides whispering till now. Take some salt and scatter it at the house's entrances and in the corners of your rooms. It can protect against evil spirits. Also, leaving gifts, like small bowls of milk or honey, can appease wandering spirits. And if things get worse, you might need a medium to help it move on.

While this does indeed sound disturbing, there's a rational explanation for everything. Infrasound, which is sound below the frequency of human hearing, can cause some people to feel a presence or even hear things. Also, our brains are wired to recognize patterns, like names, even in random noise. It's called pareidolia. You should get an engineer to check the house’s foundation and structure, might be causing sound distortions.

Whoa, dude, that’s straight outta a horror movie! Ignoring it won’t make it go away. Trust me, it could be a spirit trapped in the house and it might be reaching out to you for help. It’s not likely to be malevolent if it hasn’t harmed you yet. Maybe try to communicate? Be careful and respectful though, you don't want to make things worse if it is a spirit.

Pipes don't whisper names? Next, you’ll say the faucets are spelling them in morse code. Look, my advice - stop watching horror flicks before bed.

If it freaks you out that much just sell the place and move. Ain't worth losing sleep or sanity over it. Money can fix this problem real quick.

I know it's tempting to think supernatural, but let's not jump to conclusions here. Could be acoustics playing tricks on you. You said it's a godforsaken house, that kinda implies it maybe wasn't looked after? Could be a renovation issue, sound bouncing in odd ways. Still, can't explain the whole name thing. Super weird. Stay safe, dude.

Man, that sounds insanely creepy. Ever thought it could be something other than pipes? Like ventilation or even critters? Houses make noise but whispering your name, damn. Maybe it’s time for a smudging session, you know, burn some sage, cleanse the place? Either that or a proper ghost hunter could help you out.