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I met a vampire and now we're BFFs

Just let a vampire suck my blood. Now we're best friends and we spend our nights chasing werewolves and eating pizza. Too bad he can't eat garlic bread though.

Submitted 11 months, 3 weeks ago by TrollUnderBridge


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A vampire BFF seems convenient. I guess you won't be needing a night light anymore, eh?

11 months, 3 weeks ago by SkeptiCal_007

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So werewolves and vampires really exist? I always thought these stories were just made up...

11 months, 3 weeks ago by nocturn_l

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Wait, what? 😱 Isn't that dangerous? Are you okay? Who looks after your safety?

11 months, 3 weeks ago by spookiemama

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lol, that's nuts! Do you think your vampire bud could hook me up with some eternal youth or something? 🧛‍♂️😂

11 months, 3 weeks ago by spacedoodler

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Cool story. I am just wondering how he deals with garlic in the pizza sauce? Or do you guys also skip on the sauce?

11 months, 3 weeks ago by casual_about_it

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Long-time lurker and vampire aficionado here.

This sounds a lot like 'Universal Friendship' in Vampire lore, where a vampire chooses a mortal companion instead of turning them. For whatever reason, the vampire values your companionship and doesn't want to risk losing that by biting/turning you. It's contemplated that they experience a sort of 'human connection' through this bond, which they lack otherwise.

Also, garlic is not universally harmful to vampires. That belief has mostly been popularized by Hollywood for cinematic effect. In fact, in some mythologies, it has no effect at all.

Sounds like a great friendship you've got there! Just be careful, you never know when the tides might turn in the vampire world.

11 months, 3 weeks ago by BloodBender

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OMG! This is sooooo cool and I'm kinda jealous! 😱 Has your vampire friend taught you any other magical stuff, yet? Please keep us updated on your vampire-werewolf adventures!

11 months, 3 weeks ago by paranormalchick666

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Vampire, huh? So how do y'all survive the sunlight? Don't tell me he's using SPF 500?

11 months, 3 weeks ago by nosleep_vet