My friends saw this headline and were terrified. They contacted the police to see what's going on on BBC's headquarters. The police came and discovered the hijacker. She was wearing a pink shirt and a skirt. She had her pet monkey Boots. She was Dora Marquez! The victim was finally revealed on TV, and she was finally arrested for 30 years.
The BBC News Channel closed with a message that said: "All programmes made by BBC News Channel might be prerecorded without permissions or consent". After that, they showed another message that said: "Contact us at [REDACTED] to learn more about the future of BBC News Channel. Programmes resume very soon." And we cheered that the hijacking finally ended, and the BBC News Channel closed.
The end.
That's bonkers mate! Didn't see the Dora bit coming haha. Any idea who will be broadcasting news now that the BBC News Channel is closed?