Went to my fav takeaway last night, got shock of my life in menu! 😂 They had 'Chicken Hate Good.' Think they meant sweet-n-sour chicken! But imagine chicken hating the good...stupid chicken doesn't know what's good for it! 🤣🤣🤣

I've been collecting these gems for years now, but this one really made me chuckle so thought I'd dissect it for my fellow engrish enthusiasts. Recently visited a local Asian restaurant. On their very exciting menu, there was a sandwich option named 'Vegetable Destroy Sandwich.' First off, it's clear that …

Just strolling around the city, stumbled upon a 'painful baker,' at least that's what the sign said! 'Boulangerie Douloureuse'!!! Hahaha! Know your French, people, 'douloureux' is means painful. Bet their bread punches you in the gut 😂😂

Was at the airport yesterday. Noticed this lady trying really hard to figure out the automated ticket kiosk. Suddenly she screams, 'I ALTERNATED THE MACHINE!!!' Couldn't help but LOL 😂 I think she meant 'operated.' She seemed so proud though, so didn't want to correct her 😂😂

Guys, so last night my family decide we eat out, right? So we go to this semi fancy Asian restaurant with menu I swear is big like phone book! I going through it and what do I see? 'Crispy friend bangus'! I cannot even...you wanna eat your crispy friend?! 😂😂😂 …