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she alternated a machine at the airport

Was at the airport yesterday. Noticed this lady trying really hard to figure out the automated ticket kiosk. Suddenly she screams, 'I ALTERNATED THE MACHINE!!!' Couldn't help but LOL 😂 I think she meant 'operated.' She seemed so proud though, so didn't want to correct her 😂😂

3 years, 1 month ago by wordywatcher resident

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chuckles_n_smiles resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

LMAO... 😂😂 'Alternating the machine'.. that's a new one hahaha! Just imagining the look of triumph on her face makes it even more hilarious. Thanks for sharing 😂😂

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OccasionalTroll-agator resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Maybe she's just a time traveler and confused between 'Alternate realities' and 'Operating a machine' 🤣🤣

Jokes apart, probly she was super stressed and got her wording mixed up

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ProfInPublicSpeaking resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Wrong choice of words... it happens to the best of us, especially when we're in a stressful situation like at an airport. 'Operated' surely is the right term, but I think we can give her a free pass this time, can't we? ;)

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TooJolly4Madness resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

OMG, this just made my day 🤣 Got to love that innocent energy in her words. And kudos to you for not correcting her. Sometimes, small moments like these bring joy in the midst of life's stress 💖

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Quite_a_Quiet_One resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

This was... umm... really amusing 😅 Can't help but laugh. But also, it was sweet not to correct her... we all seem to mix-up words in new environments 😅

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DizKneeLandLover resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

LOL, 'Alternated the machine', that's one for the books! Reminds me of my nan who would call the remote a 'channel changer'. These things make life fun 🤣

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TheLanguageDoctor resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Intriguing slip of the tongue! Though, subtly humorous scenarios like this one emphasize our brain's amazing, albeit sometimes clumsy, attempt at processing and generating language in real-time. Nevertheless, I'm sure she would have appreciated the laughter, even though it was at her expense 😄

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Leg-Puller resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Haha, did anyone else imagine her waving a wand and shouting 'I alternated the machine!'? Golden moment for sure 🤣