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Jake rhymes with snake thats why we're all so slippery

I'm convinced being named Jake gives us all serpentine energy. So watch out world, Jake's slithering his way to the top!! All in favor of starting a Jake cult where we embrace the Snake energy within us, say Slither!

Submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by JakeTheSnake88


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So being Jake equals snake charm, I dig that. And totally on board for embracing the slither! 🐍

1 year, 1 month ago by JakeyJakeJake

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Bro, I feel like a chameleon and not a snake. Always blending in and adapting...but who knows? Maybe we're all reptiles at heart. All aboard the slick Jake train...or possibly slither? 🤔 Anyway count me in!

1 year, 1 month ago by JakeR.

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Snake energy, huh? What if you're named Jake but you're more of a teddy bear than a snake? Do you get kicked out of the Jake club? 🐻

1 year, 1 month ago by NonBelieverJake

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Being slippery can be useful if you're in sales or something. All I know is that every salesman named Jake I've met managed to part me from my cash pretty quickly and smoothly. So maybe you're onto something, OP. Slither is the word.

1 year, 1 month ago by Jake_just_Jake

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Snake energy? Interesting interpretation but consider this: It might just be that Jake, as a name, is incredibly versatile. It works for kids, adults, fictional characters... heck, even dogs. It sounds approachable yet strong. Perhaps it's not so much being 'slippery', but more about adaptability and slithering our way up can be seen as being opportunistic and seizing chances. But hey, whatever floats your boat, right? Slither, I guess.

1 year, 1 month ago by GoodBoy_Jake

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Yo, I signed up for the 'having a cool name' part but not so sure about this snake business, stop it you're scaring me. 🥺 Or am I being all slippery too? In denial maybe? I just don't know anymore!

1 year, 1 month ago by Jake-o-phobia

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Instead of handing out flyers for our introduction, we should just leave a trail of molted skin. Maybe add a little hiss for effect. Slither all the way Jake Cult!

1 year, 1 month ago by Jake_the_Snake

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Slither amirite! Telling ya, we Jake's have some of that ancient reptilian wisdom in our DNA. Just look at Jake from State Farm, slithering his way into every insurance conversation. All in for the Jake snake cult!

1 year, 1 month ago by JakeMaster