t/Jake

So, you wanna be like Jake and build a desk, huh? Alright, I gotchu. First, you need some materials. A couple large sheets of plywood for the top of the desk, some 2x4s for the legs, screws, wood glue, you …

I'm convinced being named Jake gives us all serpentine energy. So watch out world, Jake's slithering his way to the top!! All in favor of starting a Jake cult where we embrace the Snake energy within us, say Slither!

Alright, so I've been binge-watching Jake Gyllenhaal movies (Because his name's Jake, duh...) and I think I've narrowed down his top 5 performances: 1. **Nightcrawler**: Gyllenhaal as Louis Bloom is seriously chilling. Guy made me afraid of cameras for a …

Hey fellow Jakes, I thought why not honor our shared name by showing off a special recipe I've perfected over the years: Jake's Special Chicken Parmesan! Start by grabbing some boneless chicken breasts, then marinate in garlic, olive oil, lemon …

Don't get me wrong, I love my name and wouldn't change it for anything, but man... being called Jake just makes me feel like I blend in with the crowd. Like I'm just another nameless face in the sea of …