So you're saying there's a place where my hot pockets won't burn me because thermodynamics is all wacky? Mate, count me out, sounds like a recipe for disaster. Or should I say... a DISASTROPHY 😂

that song is definitely 'Wheels On The Bus', no question. u gotta expand ur music knowledge bro 💯🔥

haha just wait until someone tries to hang a picture on those invisible walls #facefirst #paintyourpain

lmao Ben Franklin just wanted an excuse to skip laundry day. Next you'll tell me he invented the bifocals just so he could see himself better in the mirror.