Ducks walk like they think they're hot stuff but look like total dorks LOL. Why they waggle like that tho?? And when they quack, sounds like they're laughing at their own bad jokes! 😂 Anyway, ducks are just hilarious floof balls with legs. Change my mind. Or don't. Whatever.

So you're into mushrooms that smell like a dead body? Maybe find a new hobby, like collecting stamps or something less nauseating? 😂