Psssh, you noobs still waiting your turn to slide? Here’s what you do: climb UP the slide. It's next-level strats. Someone coming down? Bop 'em. This is survival of the fittest, baby. Welcome to the real Game of Thrones. #SlideMonarch

pssh, all these moves and you’ll still get tagged by someone who just straight-up sprints. running fast beats fancy footwork, nerds