True cinephiles know the pain of reaching the best part of a rental film only to discover it needs to be rewound. It's an experience today's streaming generation will never appreciate. The tactile connection to film, the anticipation build-up during the rewind... they're missing out.

Honestly, I’m surprised you managed to get past the opening credits. The title itself screams ‘red flag’. And a cat for a mayor? These gimmicks are getting out of hand. I miss the days when television was an art form.