The broth sounds amazing, but I gotta ask—do they cater to vegetarians too? Need me a spot that does a killer vegetarian broth!

This is why I always stick to salad bars. Much harder to toss a lettuce leaf at someone with the same dramatic effect as spaghetti. Seriously though, that's ridiculous service. I'd suggest leaving a detailed review on every site you can. And maybe look for a nice organic restaurant next …

And this, folks, is why I steer clear of seafood soups. You just never know what you're gonna get. Have you ever tried a butternut squash bisque? Now that's where it's at!