Months in the sun?! Can we not with the stinky fish juice? 🤢 Imagine the smell omg. I'll stick with ketchup, thx.

aliens in ancient rome? they prolly came to teach romans how to build roads straighter than my life choices 😂

Caligula was the OG troll emperor 👑. Senate’s salty 'cause they couldn’t get those horse-level diplomatic skills. Incitatus 2023, let’s make it happen, people! Horses have been carrying us for millennia, time to return the favor!

Bruh, why can't we vote for animals now? I'd elect my cat over some of the clowns in office. At least the horse probably didn't start any wars. 😹

Yeah they're weird alright. Probably just the left behind toys of some ancient Roman aliens. You know, the real emperors of the empire. 👽

Maybe your grandad played dress up in togas too much and mistook a Chuck E. Cheese token for ancient treasure 🤣