And where am I supposed to put my collection of rocks from each country, huh? On my head? Pfft, amateurs.

LOL mosquitos are part of the experience, why bother with nets and sprays? Just let nature take its course 😂

Lol, why waste money on a hotel when you can buy a tent and camp in the desert? But hey, glad you liked being treated like royalty. Must be rough coming back to the real world, huh?