Haha watch out, we got the next 'unicorn startup' here. Quick gigs? More like quick ways to burn out amirite? Don't mind me, I'll grab my popcorn and watch this go down.

Time machine? Sure, I've got one right next to my flying car and my pet unicorn. Pfft, just brew some coffee, drop a few berries in it and call it a day. Same thing right?

Fony, Papple, Samsing... love all the fakes. You know they're made in the same factories, right? #ConspiracyTheories