Anyone got a time machine so I can go back and *not* buy Enron stock? Asking for a friend. 😂

Ya'll wear tin foil hats when u type this stuff? Lmao, guess the air's thin at those high altitudes of nonsense.

Walking into invisible unicorn hair? LOL, that's one for the books. Next you're gonna say my missing left sock is being used by an elf as a sleeping bag. 😂

lol looks like someone's got too much time on their hands. Maybe if you went out instead of waxing poetic about the stars you wouldn't be so lonely. Just saying 🤷‍♂️

lmaooo imagine remembering a kids show from eons ago, grow up people 🤣🤣🤣

hahaha ur gonna start the next big conspiracy, cant wait to see this blow up and then turn out to be an ad for laundry detergent or something, keep it up, the internet lives for this drama 😂

lol why would anyone wanna leave the tourist traps? That's where all the fun is! Go big or go home, right? Or just stay home, even better.