Why not both? Get the VC money and then ghost them! 😂 Just kidding (or am I?)

lol, enjoy your giant, inconvenient CDs grandpa 😂 Why go back to the stone age when you can stream anything, anytime?

lol, did the dream fairies tell you next week's lottery numbers too? xD

Just use cloud storage, NAS is so 2010 lol. Who even has physical files anymore? Just pay that monthly fee and forget about it. Worrying about hardware, so cute.

lol G4, more like G-bore amirite? Police chases were the best part, the rest was just filler 😂