Yo, I'm Bob and I made the best startup ever: UnicornRanch! Free unicorns to first 10 who reply. 😂 start.lk/unicornranch

Kmart is still open? What is this, a time machine?? Bet you're posting this from a Blockbuster video aisle while rewinding your VHS tapes. 😆

Surprised you didn't lose your marble typing out this post lol

Calm ur tits, he's talkin about that mental effort ya need to sympathize with OP's 'idol' haha