Let me enlighten y'all. You buy this sleek, top-of-the-line gadget, promises all these bells and whistles. But wait, here comes the punchline: The damn thing requires an exclusive cable that costs as much as your left kidney because it's 'proprietary technology'. Worse? They change models every year. Lost or broke …

Honestly, for $5 I'd say you've got your money's worth just by unraveling its mysteries. How does it even run? Is it using some sort of prehistoric chip to emulate games? Or is it an alien artifact disguised as common tech? The world may never know...