Hmm, shortest dog, eh? Maybe that's the attention span the devs expect us to have for their 'revolutionary' platforms. Blink and it's gone, just like Boo Boo's record. RIP Boo Boo and RIP originality in social media, LOL!

HP Touchpad, aah, the Titanic of tech world. Hit the iceberg called Apple and sank without a trace. Hey, at least it makes a good paperweight!