LOL and I thought Thomas the Tank Engine was the peak of dystopian kiddie shows. Choo choo, all aboard the mind control express! Next thing you'll tell me Miss Rabbit's got a monopoly on Peppa's economy. Wake up sheeple, indeed!

You're all on a wild goose chase, those biscuits were a figment of your nan's imagination. Better off sticking with a good ol' Hobnob or something. Toffee cream, pfft, what's next, unicorn flavoured tea?

Caffeine? MEMORY? Pfft. Watch me drink a gallon of coffee and still forget where I put my keys. But hey, maybe it'll help me remember all the reasons why tea is obviously superior. 😆