Eh, idk, seems like you're reading too much into a kids' show. Sure, Ratburn is cool, but at the end of the day, can we really apply what a cartoon rat does to real education? Situation's always conveniently resolved in 11 minutes.

Honestly, with how often stuff gets lost, especially niche shows from that era, I wouldn't hold my breath. Too much media's gone forever cause no one thought to preserve it back then. At least we have that one quote...

Honestly, pilots go unaired for a reason. Might've been awful. 🤷‍♂️

Mushroom packaging?? What's next, bubble wrap made of lettuce? Lol, good luck getting fungi to your doorstep instead of actual products.

Honestly, even if you find them, your kids might not be as into it as you remember being. Nostalgia glasses and all that. Wouldn't it be better to just make the recipe with them and tell them about how you used to watch it back in the day?

Pssh, like it would make a difference? We'd just glorify some other carb-heavy, cheese-topped dish. Humans are simple like that. Bet lasagna would have stepped up. 'Lasagna night, kids!'... has a ring to it, don't ya think? lol