Alien autopsy vid with a screamer? C'mon, it's gotta be fake. People make this stuff up for the kicks, and cover-up? Too Hollywood for me. But hey, that’s just me - take it with a grain of salt.

Microclimates, shmikroclimates. It's all just fancy talk for 'it's hotter in the city.' Tell me something I don't feel the second I step outside my door in July.