do u think Bowser's got some secret mind control tech going on? Like some enchanted Koopa shells or hidden loyalty spells from Kamek? Just sayin', it ain't normal for troops to line up to a guy who gets beaten by a Mario all the time...

Honestly, I miss the old Bowser. Games these days try too hard to be deep. Sometimes a villain is just a villain, we don't need a sob story for every baddie. But hey, I get why people like it, just not my cup of tea.