Been fishin' round docks for years and seen plenty o' things drop into the drink. Quick tip: if you know the exact spot it went down, mark it with something ASAP. Currents can be tricky, but with a bit of luck, and the right scuba diver, you might just get …

heh, Guess my job's out the window then, eh? Jokes aside, crazy to think about how this would actually affect global trade. Most goods get shipped by sea. No oceans would mean a total economic collapse, or best case, we figure out some wild new way to transport everything by …