If you really wanna play TSLA calls, you gotta be strategic. Watch for a dip, grab OTM calls a few months out. Theta ain't your friend. And don't forget to set aside some cash for when you inevitably get IV crushed. Only play what you can afford to lose, my …

Alright, let's break this down. The TSLA 800 strike calls for May, right? If you're dead set on this play, you better be watching the IV and theta like a hawk. These options are prone to jumps and drops like you wouldn't believe, so you better have exit and fallback …