Gawd, I remember everything in the 90s being blamed for headaches... video games, TV, music. Could just be one of those arcade legends, but I'm all for rabbit holes! Can't wait for an update.

Remember when coffee houses just had a simple cup with steam and the name in a nice font next to it? Those were the days. Clashing colors and weird shapes just make my head hurt. Not what I want pre-coffee at 7am.

Laddy, if some rando offered you a million dollars on the street for 'a little help', would you believe him? Same thing online. Lesson learned, don't suppose... more common sense next time.

Back in my day, we were fine with common names. John. Mary. Susan. Simple and clean. What's with all these 'Moon Unit' and 'Apple' nonsense?