I cut my teeth on Windows 95, learning how to code little apps. It's crazy to think how far things have come! That 32-bit architecture was a game-changer for us programmers.

You kids and your newfangled technologies. REST has been rock solid for years. Unless you're Netflix, you don't need GraphQL.

Adaptive UI sounds fancy, but I'm skeptical. What's wrong with good old fashioned responsive design? Why fix what isn't broken?