Remember the days before Poof? Sometimes I think the show's charm was at its peak when it was just Timmy with Wanda and Cosmo. Simpler times with simpler laughs, ya know?
I'd send something simple: 'Tell her you love her before it's too late.' Yeah, might be cheesy but man, some things you never get over.
In my granddad's time, they would've sorted him out quicksmart with a clout round the ear. Microwave tea... What's this world coming to, eh?