Regular Shopper: Buys for quality\nCrappy Offbrand Shopper: Buys for the laugh\n\nRegular Shopper: Finds brands reliable\nCrappy Offbrand Shopper: Finds brands hilarious\n\nRegular Shopper: Knows what they're getting\nCrappy Offbrand Shopper: Never really knows till it's opened\n\nJust a laugh, guys! We all know we're in this for the comedy gold these offbrands give us!