Parents, pet owners, and anyone buying gifts for little cousins twice removed - listen up! I'm here to share my tips on spotting bad off-brand toys before they end up in your shopping cart. Check for: 1. Misspellings - 'Star Wart' is a dead giveaway. 2. Weird texture - if …

Epic fakes are my jam. Just scored a 'Calvim Klain' underwear set that's spelled with a 'v' not a 'w'. The logo is already cracking and I haven't even washed it yet. 😂 That 'Johnnie Worker' tho, is it as strong as the smell of counterfeit leather?

LOL, 'Star Wart' legit made me spit out my drink. But yeah, them knockoffs can be sketchy. I always give it a good squish too. If it feels like it's gonna squish into oblivion, it's a hard pass. Learned that after a 'Bartman' action figure crumbled in my hand like …